Simple Minded Recap-ITATION! – Top 100 Songs Of 2017 Plus Top Albums And Other Statistics

 

In case you missed it, here’s our full recap of the Simple Minded Entertainment Top 100 Songs of 2017 in one convenient location.  In addition to the songs, we've also included top albums and other stats derived from the list. Enjoy.

SIMPLE MINDED TOP 100 SONGS OF 2017

1. “Saved” – Khalid – (American Teen)
2. “Slip Away” – Perfume Genius – (No Shape)
3. “The Study On Falling” – Asaf Avidan – (The Study On Falling)
4. “Desert” – Brand New – (Science Fiction)
5. “The Return Of…” – Left Boy
6. “Wreath” – Perfume Genius – (No Shape)
7. “L’Esercito Del Selfie” – Takagi & Ketra with Lorenzo Fragola and Arisa
8. “Turbo” – Cosmo – (Cosmotronic)
9. “The Good Part” – AJR – (The Click)
10. “We Drift On” – Dan Black with Imogen Heap and Prequell – (Do Not Revenge)

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TOP 100 SONGS OF 2017 – #1 “Saved” by Khalid

We have reached the end of the list and now please enjoy the top song of the Simple Minded Entertainment Top 100 Songs of 2017.
# 1
Khalid
“Saved”
American Teen

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO THE SONG!

POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

Although not born in El Paso, Khalid spent a good portion of his teens at Americas High School and considers El Paso his hometown.  Khalid is pretty damn cool and 100% El Pasoan.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song.  If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

PasoDelNorte Sexiness!  Khalid makes awesome music and he’s from El Paso, thus he kicks ass and is super sexy!  Hey, I’m a shameless homer for hometown talent.

 

We have reached the end of the Simple Minded Entertainment Top 100 Songs Of 2017 list.  Hope you enjoyed it!  Once more, don’t forget to support good music!  Go buy these songs now (at the store or digitally) or stream them on a legit source so the musicians make money!  Mankind can’t live on bootlegging alone.  We’ll be back in early-ish 2019 to reveal our Top 100 Songs of 2018.

 

TOP 100 SONGS OF 2017 – #2 “Slip Away” by Perfume Genius

# 2
Perfume Genius
“Slip Away”
No Shape

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO THE SONG!

POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

“Slip Away” is the second song in the Top 10 by Perfume Genius and he is the only artist to pull the feat off this year.  Kudos, Perfume Genius!

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song.  If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

FabulousRocker Sexiness!  One of the best alternative rockers out there is Perfume Genius and his unique music is matched by his equally unique style.  He’s not a redhead swimsuit model, but he’s still sexy!

 

Support good music!  Go buy these songs now (at the store or digitally) or stream them on a legit source so the musicians make money!  Mankind can’t live on bootlegging alone.  Check back soon as we reveal the rest of the Top 100.

 

TOP 100 SONGS OF 2017 – #3 “The Study On Falling” by Asaf Avidan

# 3
Asaf Avidan
“The Study On Falling”
The Study On Falling

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO THE SONG!

POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

The study of falling is known as ‘Fallology’ and is available as a major at El Paso Community College.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song.  If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

FunWithRopes Sexiness!  The cover of “The Study On Falling” single is just so beautifully done that we have to include it here.  The illustration of the beautiful redhead in kinbaku bondage defying gravity is stunning and deserves to be an iconic album cover.  On a side note, it looks like we have a beautiful redhead theme in this year’s list.

 

Support good music!  Go buy these songs now (at the store or digitally) or stream them on a legit source so the musicians make money!  Mankind can’t live on bootlegging alone.  Check back soon as we reveal the rest of the Top 100.

 

TOP 100 SONGS OF 2017 – #4 “Desert” by Brand New

# 4
Brand New
“Desert”
Science Fiction

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO THE SONG!

POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

To help you distinguish between ‘desert’ and ‘dessert’, always remember that the ‘desert’ has ‘sand’ (one ‘s’) and that ‘dessert’ is ‘so sweet’ (two ‘s’).

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song.  If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

FieryRedheadInFieryDesert Sexiness!  ‘Desert Sexy’ on Google gives us this amazing image of Cintia Dicker in the desert from the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.  Any image search that turns up a picture of Cintia Dicker is a good search.  Good job, creepy Google algorithm.

 

Support good music!  Go buy these songs now (at the store or digitally) or stream them on a legit source so the musicians make money!  Mankind can’t live on bootlegging alone.  Check back soon as we reveal the rest of the Top 100.

 

TOP 100 SONGS OF 2017 – #5 “The Return Of…” by Left Boy

# 5
Left Boy
“The Return Of …”

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO THE SONG!

POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

Left Boy was Austria’s top export for 2017.  The second top export for Austria was machinery and equipment according to Wikipedia.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song.  If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

WeirdAlEminem Sexiness!  If “Weird Al” Yankovik and Eminem used super genetic engineering technology and had a baby, it would probably be Left Boy – the ultimate in comedy rap sexiness.

 

Support good music!  Go buy these songs now (at the store or digitally) or stream them on a legit source so the musicians make money!  Mankind can’t live on bootlegging alone.  Check back soon as we reveal the rest of the Top 100.

 

TOP 100 SONGS OF 2017 – #6 “Wreath” by Perfume Genius

# 6
Perfume Genius
“Wreath”
No Shape

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO THE SONG!

POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

If Perfume Genius were an actual perfume he would have the scent of lavender, cinnamon and vanilla with a hint of fine whiskey.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song.  If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

ExoticBra Sexiness!  ‘Wreath Sexy’ on Google Image Search gives us this random stock image from Shutterstock of a pretty topless blonde girl using a wreath as a bra.  Who knew wreaths were so versatile?

 

Support good music!  Go buy these songs now (at the store or digitally) or stream them on a legit source so the musicians make money!  Mankind can’t live on bootlegging alone.  Check back soon as we reveal the rest of the Top 100.

 

TOP 100 SONGS OF 2017 – #7 “L’Esercito Del Selfie” by Takagi & Ketra with Lorenzo Fragola and Arisa

# 7
Takagi & Ketra with Lorenzo Fragola and Arisa
“L’Esercito Del Selfie”

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO THE SONG!

POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

‘Selfie’ is an Australian slang-term for taking a self portrait with a cell camera that took over the world with the rise of smart phones.  As a rule, all Australian slang terms end in –ie (barbie, sharkie, footie, kangarooie, koalaie, etc.)

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song.  If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

ItalianPixie Sexiness!  Here is Arisa from the video for “L’Esercito del Selfie” looking like an adorable Italian Pixie.  I just want to put her in my pocket and run off with her to magical Italian Pixie Land.

 

Support good music!  Go buy these songs now (at the store or digitally) or stream them on a legit source so the musicians make money!  Mankind can’t live on bootlegging alone.  Check back soon as we reveal the rest of the Top 100.

 

TOP 100 SONGS OF 2017 – #8 “Turbo” by Cosmo

# 8
Cosmo
“Turbo”
Cosmotronic

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO THE SONG!

POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

Cosmo was one of the fairies on Fairly Odd Parents.  This Cosmo is not related to the magical cartoon character.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song.  If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

MilanFashion Sexiness!  Cosmo hails from northern Italy and thus has the Milan fashion vibe going on.  Milan is the fashion capital of the world and Cosmo will naturally look stylish in everything he does.

 

Support good music!  Go buy these songs now (at the store or digitally) or stream them on a legit source so the musicians make money!  Mankind can’t live on bootlegging alone.  Check back soon as we reveal the rest of the Top 100.

 

TOP 100 SONGS OF 2017 – #9 “The Good Part” by AJR

# 9
AJR
“The Good Part”
The Click

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO THE SONG!

POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

The letters in AJR represent the first names of the Met brothers (Adam, Jack and Ryan) who make up the group.  Luckily, the brothers are not named Andrew, Sam and Sean.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song.  If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

FraternalHipster Sexiness!  Following the path pioneered by Weezer, and other bastions of ‘nerd rock’, AJR is rocking the preppy hipster look straight to the pages of GQ.

 

Support good music!  Go buy these songs now (at the store or digitally) or stream them on a legit source so the musicians make money!  Mankind can’t live on bootlegging alone.  Check back soon as we reveal the rest of the Top 100.