Top 100 Songs of 2016 – #3 “Never Ever” by Royksopp with Susanne Sundfor

# 3
Royksopp with Susanne Sundfor
“Never Ever”

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

Royksopp and Susanne Sundfor are Norwegian musicians who joined forces to create a hit song in English.  Now we need to have English musicians join forces and create a hit electropop song in Norwegian – I elect The Chemical Brothers and Adele.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song.  If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

Royksopp are prim and proper young chaps and are not afraid to be classy.  Are we sure they aren’t in an orchestra and not techno superstars?  Smooth Nordic Techno Model Sexiness!

 

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TOP 100 SONGS OF 2016 – #4 “De La Bouche A La Taille” by Jil Is Lucky

# 4
Jil Is Lucky
“De La Bouche A La Taille”
Manon

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

Manon Rheaume was the first woman to sign with an NHL team (Tampa Bay Lightning) back in 1992.  This album is probably not a concept album devoted to Manon Rheaume, but it would be a good idea for a concept album.

 

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song.  If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

Bonus Trivia:  Did you know that Jil Is Lucky moonlight as Religious Tolerance Power Rangers on the side?  Theological Spandex Sexiness!

 

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TOP 100 SONGS OF 2016 – #5 “It’s Just Us Now” by Sleigh Bells

# 5
Sleigh Bells
“It’s Just Us Now”
Jessica Rabbit

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

Although they are in the band’s name, there is no pervasive use of sleigh bells anywhere on the song.

 

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song.  If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

The Google image search for “It’s Just Us Now Sexy” gave us this snazzy picture of Magic Mike giving us his patented ultra pelvic thrust.  Sometimes Google image search works in divine and mysterious ways.  It’s best not to question the Google algorithm, it truly knows all.  Absurd Search Result Tatumtastic Sexiness!

 

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TOP 100 SONGS OF 2016 – #6 “Akhar Zaman” by Bombino

# 6
Bombino
“Akhar Zaman”
Azel

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

“Akhar Zaman” means “This Moment” in the Tuareg language of Tamasheq and is NOT a Star Wars character related to Admiral Gial Ackbar.

 

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song.  If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

Here is Bombino looking suave with his guitar.  Tuareg Guitar Hero Sexiness!

 

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TOP 100 SONGS OF 2016 – #7 “Ablaze” by School of Seven Bells

# 7
School of Seven Bells
“Ablaze”
SVIIB

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

A school with only seven bells would be very weird and consist of only like 3 periods and one random warning bell.  That school is probably in YISD and was one of Superintendent Xavier De La Torre’s “brilliant” ideas.

 

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song.  If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

School of Seven Bells was a very photogenic group from any angle.  I don’t think they were capable of taking a bad group picture.  Mythical Pick Pocketing Sexiness!

 

 

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TOP 100 SONGS OF 2016 – #8 “Excuse Me” by Nothing But Thieves

# 8
Nothing But Thieves
“Excuse Me”
Nothing But Thieves

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

Robin Hood was considered the “Prince of Thieves” according to Kevin Costner and his awesome movie from the ‘90s.

 

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song.  If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

Back in 2015, K-Pop group BESTie also had a song called “Excuse Me” complete with sexy video.  How the hell did we miss this and not include it in the Simple Minded Top 100 Songs of 2015 list?  Regretful Hot Korean Girl Sexiness!

 

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TOP 100 SONGS OF 2016 – #9 “Il Messia” by Salmo

# 9
Salmo with Victor Kwality and Travis Barker
“Il Messia”
Hellvisback

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

“Messia” is Italian for “Messiah”.  “Salmo”, however, is not Italian for “Salmon”.

 

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song.  If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

Here we have Salmo looking very GQ and sassy, yet hardcore and serious.  He really cleans up well once you remove the scary skull mask.  Italian Skull Rap Sexiness!

 

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TOP 100 SONGS OF 2016 – #10 “In The Years 2000” by Tender Suns

We've reached the Top 10 of our list.  So sit back and enjoy the top 10 songs along with world class trivia and sexy pictures!
# 10
Tender Suns
“In The Years 2000”
Fits Like This

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

The sun, is in fact, not very tender and is more on the burny/fiery side of the touch spectrum.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song.  If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

Typing “In The Years 2000 Sexy” gives us a poster for the movie Sexy Killer.  The Spanish movie is from 2008 and not 2000 and we don’t really know what else the Google algorithm looked at to give us this pic, but IMDB says the movie involves zombies, mass murder and nudity – so we say you should check it out.  Random Spanish Movie Sexiness!

 

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TOP 100 SONGS OF 2016 – 40 to 11

We continue with the Simple Minded Top 100 Songs of 2016! You know the routine, same rules apply as previous lists.  Read the first post for the full low down.  Now let's unveil songs 40 to 11.

Top 100 Songs of 2016 – 40 to 11

[ Rank. “Song Title” – Artist – (Album Title) ]
(CLICK TO LISTEN)

40. “Our Town” – Sticky Fingers – (Westway (The Glitter & the Slums))
39. “Sorry” – Kensington – (Control)
38. “A L’Envers” – Jil Is Lucky – (Manon)
37. “Oft Gerfragt” – AnnenMayKantereit – (Alles Nix Konkretes)
36. “Other People” – LP – (Lost On You)
35. “Best Kept Secret” – case/lang/veirs – (case/lang/veirs)
34. “1985” – Kvelertak – (Nattesferd)
33. “Come Down” – Anderson . Paak – (Malibu)
32. “Timidiwa” – Bombino – (Azel)
31. “Square Hammer” – Ghost – (Popestar)
30. “I Don’t Know My Name” – Grace VanderWaal – (Perfectly Imperfect)
29. “Location” – Khalid
28. “Dulce Mal” – The Chamanas – (Once Once)
27. “Golden Ticket” – Highasakite – (Camp Echo)
26. “Blown Rose” – Blossoms – (Blossoms)
25. “Boyhood” – Late Phases – (Disconnect)
24. “Heathens” – Twenty One Pilots – (Suicide Squad: The Album)
23. “Atomic Number” – case/lang/veirs – (case/lang/veirs)
22. “Samurai Swords” – Highasakite – (Camp Echo)
21. “Out Of Mind (Hand It Over)” – Blaudzun – (Jupiter (Part I))
20. “One Good Piece Of Me” – Big Wreck
19. “Pick Up The Phone” – TopLady – (TopLady II)
18. “Get On Screen” – De Staat – (O)
17. “Eager Eyes” – Manifique – (Eager Eyes)
16. “Zingara (Il Cattivista) by The Zen Circus – (La Terza Guerra Mondiale)
15. “Genghis Khan” – Miike Snow – (iii)
14. “Vorrei Ma Non Posto” by J-AX with Fedez
13. “Wohin Du Gehst” – AnnenMayKantereit – (Alles Nix Konkretes)
12. “Shut Up Kiss Me” – Angel Olsen – (My Woman)
11. “Delirium” – case/lang/veirs – (case/lang/veirs)

Check back for the rest of Simple Minded’s Top 100 Songs of 2016.  We’ve reached the top 10 and it’s getting good.

TOP 100 SONGS OF 2016 – 70 to 41

We continue with the Simple Minded Top 100 Songs of 2016! You know the routine, same rules apply as previous lists.  Read the first post for the full low down.  Now let's unveil songs 70 to 41.

 

Top 100 Songs of 2016 – 70 to 41

[ Rank. “Song Title” – Artist – (Album Title) ]
(CLICK TO LISTEN)

70. “I Like The Way I Dance” – Hooverphonic – (In Wonderland)
69. “Sing Me To Sleep” – Alan Walker
68. “Bentley Vs. Cadillac” – Salmo with Travis Barker – (Hellvisback)
67. “Futurebass” – POPCORNKID! – (Human Soul)
66. “Cherry Pi” – Somos Elefantes – (Somos Elefantes EP)
65. “Bara Fa Va Mig Sjalv” – Laleh – (Kristaller)
64. “Ca Va Ca Va” – Claudio Capeo – (Claudio Capeo)
63. “Oo Se Kun Oot” – Sanni with Paperi T – (Sanni)
62. “Bridges” – Kensington – (Control)
61. “Wait” – Paring/Knife – (Etiology)
60. “Falem Agora” – Fabia Rebordao – (Eu)
59. “One by One” – Sticky Fingers – (Westway (The Glitter & the Slums))
58. “Cherries” – Javier Martinez – (Honesty)
57. “Aldrig Bli Som Forr” – Laleh – (Kristaller)
56. “For Evigt” – Volbeat with Johan Olsen – (Seal The Deal & Let’s Begin)
55. “My Money” – Serebro – (Sila Trech)
54. “Come Alive In The Summer” – Canz and Windows – (Luv)
53. “Light The Sky” – Grace VanderWaal – (Perfectly Imperfect)
52. “Disconnect” – Late Phases – (Disconnect)
51. “L’Anima Non Conta” – The Zen Circus – (La Terza Guerra Mondiale)
50. “Sum Ol’ Bow” – Somos Elefantes – (Somos Elefantes EP)
49. “Tired” – Lowrie – (Something More)
48. “If I Get High” – Nothing But Thieves – (Nothing But Thieves)
47. “Labirinto Ou Nao Foi Nada” – Gisela Joao – (Nua)
46. “Regret” – Kensington – (Control)
45. “Between A Kiss And A Sorry Goodbye” – Blaudzun – (Jupiter (Part I))
44. “Needing You” – Foxy Mojo – (Here They Come)
43. “Svartmesse” – Kvelertak – (Nattesferd)
42. “Scars” – Coyote Blue – (Worst Kind Of People)
41. “Pounding Heart” – Black Box Revelation – (Highway Cruiser)

 

Check back soon for the rest of the Top 100 Songs of 2016.