Simple Minded Top 100 Songs 2020 – #10 “Care” by Beabadoobee

We have finally reached the Top 10 portion of the Simple Minded Top Songs list and, as always, the Top 10 songs will be honored with our expert analysis – i.e. sexy pictures and pointless commentary. Onward to the musical goodness.

# 10
Beabadoobee
“Care”

Fake It Flowers

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

Although science has yet to prove it, it is believed that Beabadoobee is the reincarnation of Juliana Hatfield. Juliana Hatfield is still alive but using science we believe that using time travel the future soul of Juliana Hatfield traveled back in time and was reincarnated as Beabadoobee.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song. If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :


1990s-Pixie-Sexiness! Beabadoobee not only sounds like a kick-ass ‘90s rocker, she looks like she just stepped out of a time warp from 1994. And considering that 1994 is one of the greatest years in human history, I have no complaints.

 

Support good music! Go buy this song now (at the store or digitally) or stream it on a legit source so the musicians make money! Mankind can’t live on bootlegging alone. Check back soon as we reveal the rest of the Top 100.

 

Simple Minded Top 100 Songs 2020 – #40 to #11

Our Top 100 List continues below. Same rules apply as every other year. So sit back and enjoy the list.

#. “Song” – Artist – (Album)

40. “Connect To Consume” – A. Swayze & The Ghosts – (Paid Salvation)
39. “Grange Hell (South London In D)” – Catholic Action – (Celebrated By Strangers)
38. “Maker” – Anjimile – (Giver Taker)
37. “Right Round The Clock” – Sorry – (925)
36. “Summertime” – Orville Peck – (Show Pony)
35. “Sun Queen” – Gerry Cinnamon – (The Bonny)
34. “f a m e” – Jeff Rosenstock – (No Dream)
33. “Nganga” – Neptunian Maximalism – (Eons)
32. “Do You Read Me?” – Field Music – (Making A New World)
31. “Sports!” – Dream Wife – (So When You Gonna …)
30. “Impenetrable Cerebral Fortress” – Gulch – (Impenetrable Cerebral Fortress)
29. “All That” – Sparks – (A Steady Drip, Drip, Drip …)
28. “Walking In The Snow” – Run The Jewels – (RTJ4)
27. “Kitchen Floor” – Jess Cornelius – (Distance)
26. “Kids” – Orville Peck – (Show Pony)
25. “Worth It” – Beabadoobee – (Fake It Flowers)
24. “Apparition” – Cult Loveless – (Beloved)
23. “Reigns” – IDLES – (Ultra Mono)
22. “Club Cougar” – Nadine Shah – (Kitchen Sink)
21. “Thief” – Cult Loveless – (Beloved)
20. “War Song Soldier” – Gerry Cinnamon – (The Bonny)
19. “Witness” – Catholic Action – (Celebrated By Strangers)
18. “Kill Them With Kindness” – IDLES – (Ultra Mono)
17. “LOADED” – HMLTD – (West Of Eden)
16. “Gospel For A New Century” – Yves Tumor – (Heaven To A Tortured Mind)
15. “Denk Maar Niet Aan Morgen” – Bazart
14. “Sin In My Heart” – Gulch – (Impenetrable Cerebral Fortress)
13. “Blank Slate” – HMLTD – (West Of Eden)
12. “Grounds” – IDLES – (Ultra Mono)
11. “Searching For Captain Save A Hoe” – Fantastic Negrito with E-40 – (Have You Lost Your Mind Yet?)

 

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Simple Minded Top 100 Songs 2020 – #70 to #41

Our Top 100 List continues below. So sit back and enjoy.

#. “Song” – Artist – (Album)

70. “Mother Please Don’t Be Sad” – The Flaming Lips – (American Head)
69. “The Biggest Tits In History” – The Magnetic Fields – (Quickies)
68. “Jos Mulla Ei Ois Sua, Mulla Ei Ois Mitaan” – Maustetytot – (Eivat Enkelitkaan Ilman Slipia Lenna)
67. “One For The Ages” – Sparks – (A Steady Drip, Drip, Drip …)
66. “All Along The Uxbridge Road” – Chubby And The Gang – (Speed Kills)
65. “Barre” – Songhoy Blues – (Optimisme)
64. “The Bonny” – Gerry Cinnamon – (The Bonny)
63. “Ms. California” – Beach Bunny – (Honeymoon)
62. “If You Think This Is Real Life” – Blossoms – (Foolish Loving Spaces)
61. “Drive Me, Crazy” – Orville Peck – (Show Pony)
60. “Gonna Find Me A Genie With A Magic Bikini” – Melt Citizen – (Dullard EP)
59. “My Religion Is You” – The Flaming Lips – (American Head)
58. “KLK” – Arca – (KiCk i)
57. “To The Door” – HMLTD – (West Of Eden)
56. “Ruby Wand” – Sad13 – (Haunted Painting)
55. “Mikey’s Song” – HMLTD – (West Of Eden)
54. “Limelight” – Touche Amore – (Lament)
53. “Say So” – Doja Cat – (Hot Pink)
52. “Dark Days” – Gerry Cinnamon – (The Bonny)
51. “Claws” – Charli XCX – (How I’m Feeling Now)
50. “Don’t Start Now” – Dua Lipa – (Future Nostalgia)
49. “There Must Be More Than Blood” – Car Seat Headrest – (Making A Door Less Open)
48. “Pig Feet” – Denzel Curry, Terrace Martin, Daylyt, Kamasi Washington and G Perico
47. “The West Is Dead” – HMLTD – (West Of Eden)
46. “What’s In Store” – The Homesick – (The Big Exercise)
45. “Mr. Motivator” – IDLES – (Ultra Mono)
44. “Without You” – Perfume Genius – (Set My Heart On Fire Immediately)
43. “Hollywood” – LA Vision with Gigi D’Agostino
42. “Hysterical” – Sad13 – (Haunted Painting)
41. “Your Reply” – Frances Quinlan – (Likewise)

 

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Simple Minded Top 100 Songs 2020 – #100 to #71

Once again, after a few delays, we bring you the Simple Minded Entertainment Top 100 Songs List – our yearly analysis of the global music scene in a concise and sexy list form. Enjoy the music!

#. “Song” – Artist – (Album)

100. “Righteous” – Juice WRLD – (Legends Never Die)
99. “34 + 35” – Ariana Grande – (Positions)
98. “WAP” – Cardi B with Megan Thee Stallion
97. “En Mis Pies” – La Elite – (A 180)
96. “Kompass Zur Sonne” – In Extremo – (Kompass Zur Sonne)
95. “Donkey Long” – The Glitter Tacos – (They’re Afraid Of The Tacos)
94. “Anthems” – Charli XCX – (How I’m Feeling Now)
93. “Memento Mori” – Lamb Of God – (Lamb Of God)
92. “The Valley” – Emma Ruth Rundle & Thou – (May Our Chambers Be Full)
91. “Blinding Lights” – The Weeknd – (After Hours)
90. “Visage Pale” – Benjamin Biolay – (Grand Prix)
89. “True Romantic” – Ziemba – (True Romantic)
88. “Head & Heart” – Joel Corry with MNEK
87. “A Hero’s Death” – Fontaines D.C. – (A Hero’s Death)
86. “The Coming Of The Strange Ones” – Shabaka And The Ancestors – (We Are Sent Here By History)
85. “Under The Table” – Fiona Apple – (Fetch The Bolt Cutters)
84. “Believe” – Sparta – (Trust The River)
83. “Loading” – Central Cee
82. “Vajrabhairava: The Great Wars of Quaternary Era Against Ego” – Neptunian Maximalism – (Eons)
81. “Exile” – Taylor Swift – (Folklore)
80. “I Wonder” – Shamir – (Shamir)
79. “Ooh La La” – Run The Jewels with Greg Nice and DJ Premier – (RTJ4)
78. “Gaslighter” – The Chicks – (Gaslighter)
77. “Hey, Bus Driver!” – Tami Neilson – (CHICKABOOM!)
76. “Caution” – The Killers – (Imploding The Mirage)
75. “White Fruit” – Crackups – (Greetings From Earth)
74. “Forgotten Days” – Pallbearer – (Forgotten Days)
73. “Neon Skyline” – Andy Shauf – (The Neon Skyline)
72. “How Long?” – Fantastic Negrito – (Have You Lost Your Mind Yet?)
71. “Hex Valeria” – Melt Citizen – (Dullard EP)

 

Check back soon for the rests of the list.

Simple Minded Recap-ITATION! – Top 100 Songs Of 2019 And Analysis

Top 100 Songs 2019 / Songs, Album, Language & Geography Analysis

Here’s our full recap of the Simple Minded Entertainment Top 100 Songs of 2019 including breakdowns by album, geography and language. Enjoy.

SIMPLE MINDED TOP 100 SONGS OF 2019

1. “Hypersonic Missiles” – Sam Fender – (Hypersonic Missiles)
2. “Make Art Not Friends” – Sturgill Simpson – (Sound & Fury)
3. “Daisy” – Pond – (Tasmania)
4. “Lost” – Dermot Kennedy – (Without Fear)
5. “Not” – Big Thief – (Two Hands)
6. “So Hot You’re Hurting My Feelings” – Caroline Polachek – (Pang)
7. “Mercury In Retrograde” – Sturgill Simpson – (Sound & Fury)
8. “Hot Girl Bummer” – Blackbear
9. “bmbmbm” – black midi – (Schlagenheim)
10. “Faraway Look” – Yola – (Walk Through Fire)

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SIMPLE MINDED TOP 100 SONGS 2019 – #1 “Hypersonic Missiles” by Sam Fender

Simple Minded Top 100 Songs 2019

# 1

Sam Fender

“Hypersonic Missiles”

Hypersonic Missiles

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

Hypersonic missiles can travel 5 times or more above the speed of sound and will make up the next generation of cruise missiles and intercontinental weapons. They will then be replaced by Superhyperultrasonic missiles.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song. If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :


Morissey-Rebirth Sexiness! Sam Fender continues the legacy of brooding and sensitive British rockers that reached its apex with Morissey. So if you like thoughtful alternative rock without crazy, right-wing, Morissey-esque rants – then Sam Fender is what you need.

And with that, we have come to the end of Simple Minded Entertainment’s Top 100 Songs Of 2019. A final reminder, don’t forget to support good music! Go buy these songs now (at the store or digitally) or stream them on a legit source so the musicians make money! See you next year, kids.

 

SIMPLE MINDED TOP 100 SONGS 2019 – #2 “Make Art Not Friends” by Sturgill Simpson

Simple Minded Top 100 Songs 2019

# 2

Sturgill Simpson

“Make Art Not Friends”

Sound & Fury

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

Although it is hard to choose between making art and having friends, we recommend a balanced approach where you make art and lightly socialize so you don’t become a friendless NEET.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song. If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :


Bad-Boy-Outlaw-Country Sexiness! Like a good Kentucky Bourbon, Sturgill Simpson just gets better as the years go by.

Support good music! Go buy this song now! Check back soon as we reveal the rest of the Top 100.

 

SIMPLE MINDED TOP 100 SONGS 2019 – #3 “Daisy” by Pond

Simple Minded Top 100 Songs 2019

# 3

Pond

“Daisy”

Tasmania

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

Daisies are flowers from the Asteraceae family and can be found in temperate climates.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song. If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :


Over-Sexualized-Video-Game Sexiness! Princess Daisy is a character from the Super Mario Nintendo Universe that is believed to be Luigi’s girlfriend. Like with all family-friendly cartoons and video games, there are fans who like to take things too far and make erotically charged fan art of the characters. ‘Daisy Sexy’ gives us this cute picture of Princess Daisy. But don’t dig to far in the image search because some of the other sexy Daisy fan art is very, very NSFW.

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SIMPLE MINDED TOP 100 SONGS 2019 – #4 “Lost” by Dermot Kennedy

Simple Minded Top 100 Songs 2019

# 4

Dermot Kennedy

“Lost”

Without Fear

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

Lost was a TV show that had a solid first few seasons but had no idea where it was going and just made shit up for the last seasons. Overall, I recommend watching the first season and then deciding for yourself if you want to watch something that literally goes nowhere after a few more episodes. 8/10 Rating

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song. If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :


Random-Lost-Character Sexiness! ‘Lost Sexy’ on image search brings us to this Sexy Desmond collage right on the first row. Only Lost fans would make a sexy collage of a supporting character. Never change, Lost fans.

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SIMPLE MINDED TOP 100 SONGS 2019 – #5 “Not” by Big Thief

Simple Minded Top 100 Songs 2019

# 5

Big Thief

“Not”

Two Hands

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

“Not” is not a reference to the stupid and outdated joke where someone says ‘NOT!’ after pausing a bit at the end of an absurd statement. But the song “Not” does reference modern alien conspiracy theories and Borat ……. NOT!

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song. If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :


Sean-Connery-Not-Giving-Any-Fucks Sexiness! ‘Not Sexy’ on image search gives us this epic photo of Sean Connery in practically naked battle gear from the hit film Zardoz. I don’t know about Google, but I think Sean Connery is beyond sexy in this photo. Fuck you, Google. Judgmental bastards.

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