Simple Minded Top 100 Songs 2020 – #4 “On The Floor” by Perfume Genius

# 4
Perfume Genius
“On The Floor”

Set My Heart On Fire Immediately

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

“On The Floor” is not Perfume Genius’ cover of Coolio’s “1, 2, 3, 4 (Sumpin’ New)”. That cover will come in a future album.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song. If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :


Big-Hammer-Rugged-Modern-Dance Sexiness! If you like rugged men getting dirty and doing modern dance then you will love Perfume Genius new album and accompanying videos and promo material. And who doesn’t like rugged men getting dirty and doing modern dances?

 

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Simple Minded Top 100 Songs 2020 – #5 “Overkill” by Holly Humberstone

# 5
Holly Humberstone
“Overkill”

Falling Asleep At The Wheel

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

Holly Humberstone has the most delightful name in English music since Engelbert Humperdinck. But it’s not as delightful as Engelbert Humperdinck, nothing will ever match that.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song. If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :


Humble-And-Focused-Singer-Songwriter Sexiness! Holly Humberstone is unique among current young musicians in that she isn’t a fake, plastic, corporate tool that focuses more on posting half nude pics on Instagram than on creating great music. And she could easily get by on posting half nude social media posts alone if she wanted to. So she’s sort of like the anti-Lizzo in every way imaginable. God bless Holly Humberstone.

 

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Simple Minded Top 100 Songs 2020 – #6 “I’m So Happy I Cry” by Fantastic Negrito with Tarriona “Tank” Ball

# 6
Fantastic Negrito with Tarriona “Tank” Ball

“I’m So Happy I Cry”

Have You Lost Your Mind Yet?

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

Tears can come out when you are sad AND happy. Now you know that your tear ducts are bi-polar.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song. If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :


Funk-Master Sexiness! Fantastic Negrito has been a mainstay of the Bay area music scene for years and his music combines funk, rock, hip hop and all other genres into a unique style all his own.

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Simple Minded Top 100 Songs 2020 – #7 “Satan, Luella And I” by HMLTD

# 7
HMLTD
“Satan, Luella And I”

West Of Eden

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

HMLTD was originally known as Happy Meal LTD but McDonald’s isn’t a big fan of avant-garde alternative punk rock and nobody likes lawsuits. We are still hopeful, however, that there will one day be HMLTD Happy Meal toys.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song. If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :


Gender-Bending Sexiness! Here is HMLTD challenging the norms of masculinity with an androgynous style reminiscent of pop and rock from the ‘70s and ‘80s. Not since Futurama’s Bender became “The Gender Bender” have I been this excited about cross-dressing.

 

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Simple Minded Top 100 Songs 2020 – #8 “WTD?” by Sad13

# 8
Sad13
“WTD?”

Haunted Painting

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

Haunted paintings are urban legends involving creepy works of art that inflict terrible curses on their owners and generate millions of views for all those random paranormal YouTube channels that repeat the same 3 stories over and over again.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song. If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :


Ultra-Intelligent Sexiness! In addition to being a cute and talented musician, Sadie Dupuis (also known as Sad13) is a stunningly intelligent woman who holds multiple degrees and attended MIT and Barnard. Is there anything she can’t do?

 

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Simple Minded Top 100 Songs 2020 – #9 “Daiitoku-Myoo No Odaiko” by Neptunian Maximalism

# 9
Neptunian Maximalism
“Daiitoku-Myoo No Odaiko”

Eons

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

Neptunian Maximalism is cool, but if you REALLY love maximalism you need Jupiterian Maximalism. It’s more massive and a bit more gassy.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song. If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :


Cute-Old-School-Anime-Sexiness! Here is Sailor Neptune, one of the most underrated of the Sailor Moon girls. In the series she is Sailor Uranus’ girlfriend – so just keep that in mind when you look up any Sailor Neptune doujin or fan fiction. Let just say it leans a bit to the hentai realm.

 

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Simple Minded Top 100 Songs 2020 – #10 “Care” by Beabadoobee

We have finally reached the Top 10 portion of the Simple Minded Top Songs list and, as always, the Top 10 songs will be honored with our expert analysis – i.e. sexy pictures and pointless commentary. Onward to the musical goodness.

# 10
Beabadoobee
“Care”

Fake It Flowers

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

Although science has yet to prove it, it is believed that Beabadoobee is the reincarnation of Juliana Hatfield. Juliana Hatfield is still alive but using science we believe that using time travel the future soul of Juliana Hatfield traveled back in time and was reincarnated as Beabadoobee.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song. If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :


1990s-Pixie-Sexiness! Beabadoobee not only sounds like a kick-ass ‘90s rocker, she looks like she just stepped out of a time warp from 1994. And considering that 1994 is one of the greatest years in human history, I have no complaints.

 

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Simple Minded Top 100 Songs 2020 – #40 to #11

Our Top 100 List continues below. Same rules apply as every other year. So sit back and enjoy the list.

#. “Song” – Artist – (Album)

40. “Connect To Consume” – A. Swayze & The Ghosts – (Paid Salvation)
39. “Grange Hell (South London In D)” – Catholic Action – (Celebrated By Strangers)
38. “Maker” – Anjimile – (Giver Taker)
37. “Right Round The Clock” – Sorry – (925)
36. “Summertime” – Orville Peck – (Show Pony)
35. “Sun Queen” – Gerry Cinnamon – (The Bonny)
34. “f a m e” – Jeff Rosenstock – (No Dream)
33. “Nganga” – Neptunian Maximalism – (Eons)
32. “Do You Read Me?” – Field Music – (Making A New World)
31. “Sports!” – Dream Wife – (So When You Gonna …)
30. “Impenetrable Cerebral Fortress” – Gulch – (Impenetrable Cerebral Fortress)
29. “All That” – Sparks – (A Steady Drip, Drip, Drip …)
28. “Walking In The Snow” – Run The Jewels – (RTJ4)
27. “Kitchen Floor” – Jess Cornelius – (Distance)
26. “Kids” – Orville Peck – (Show Pony)
25. “Worth It” – Beabadoobee – (Fake It Flowers)
24. “Apparition” – Cult Loveless – (Beloved)
23. “Reigns” – IDLES – (Ultra Mono)
22. “Club Cougar” – Nadine Shah – (Kitchen Sink)
21. “Thief” – Cult Loveless – (Beloved)
20. “War Song Soldier” – Gerry Cinnamon – (The Bonny)
19. “Witness” – Catholic Action – (Celebrated By Strangers)
18. “Kill Them With Kindness” – IDLES – (Ultra Mono)
17. “LOADED” – HMLTD – (West Of Eden)
16. “Gospel For A New Century” – Yves Tumor – (Heaven To A Tortured Mind)
15. “Denk Maar Niet Aan Morgen” – Bazart
14. “Sin In My Heart” – Gulch – (Impenetrable Cerebral Fortress)
13. “Blank Slate” – HMLTD – (West Of Eden)
12. “Grounds” – IDLES – (Ultra Mono)
11. “Searching For Captain Save A Hoe” – Fantastic Negrito with E-40 – (Have You Lost Your Mind Yet?)

 

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Simple Minded Top 100 Songs 2020 – #70 to #41

Our Top 100 List continues below. So sit back and enjoy.

#. “Song” – Artist – (Album)

70. “Mother Please Don’t Be Sad” – The Flaming Lips – (American Head)
69. “The Biggest Tits In History” – The Magnetic Fields – (Quickies)
68. “Jos Mulla Ei Ois Sua, Mulla Ei Ois Mitaan” – Maustetytot – (Eivat Enkelitkaan Ilman Slipia Lenna)
67. “One For The Ages” – Sparks – (A Steady Drip, Drip, Drip …)
66. “All Along The Uxbridge Road” – Chubby And The Gang – (Speed Kills)
65. “Barre” – Songhoy Blues – (Optimisme)
64. “The Bonny” – Gerry Cinnamon – (The Bonny)
63. “Ms. California” – Beach Bunny – (Honeymoon)
62. “If You Think This Is Real Life” – Blossoms – (Foolish Loving Spaces)
61. “Drive Me, Crazy” – Orville Peck – (Show Pony)
60. “Gonna Find Me A Genie With A Magic Bikini” – Melt Citizen – (Dullard EP)
59. “My Religion Is You” – The Flaming Lips – (American Head)
58. “KLK” – Arca – (KiCk i)
57. “To The Door” – HMLTD – (West Of Eden)
56. “Ruby Wand” – Sad13 – (Haunted Painting)
55. “Mikey’s Song” – HMLTD – (West Of Eden)
54. “Limelight” – Touche Amore – (Lament)
53. “Say So” – Doja Cat – (Hot Pink)
52. “Dark Days” – Gerry Cinnamon – (The Bonny)
51. “Claws” – Charli XCX – (How I’m Feeling Now)
50. “Don’t Start Now” – Dua Lipa – (Future Nostalgia)
49. “There Must Be More Than Blood” – Car Seat Headrest – (Making A Door Less Open)
48. “Pig Feet” – Denzel Curry, Terrace Martin, Daylyt, Kamasi Washington and G Perico
47. “The West Is Dead” – HMLTD – (West Of Eden)
46. “What’s In Store” – The Homesick – (The Big Exercise)
45. “Mr. Motivator” – IDLES – (Ultra Mono)
44. “Without You” – Perfume Genius – (Set My Heart On Fire Immediately)
43. “Hollywood” – LA Vision with Gigi D’Agostino
42. “Hysterical” – Sad13 – (Haunted Painting)
41. “Your Reply” – Frances Quinlan – (Likewise)

 

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Simple Minded Top 100 Songs 2020 – #100 to #71

Once again, after a few delays, we bring you the Simple Minded Entertainment Top 100 Songs List – our yearly analysis of the global music scene in a concise and sexy list form. Enjoy the music!

#. “Song” – Artist – (Album)

100. “Righteous” – Juice WRLD – (Legends Never Die)
99. “34 + 35” – Ariana Grande – (Positions)
98. “WAP” – Cardi B with Megan Thee Stallion
97. “En Mis Pies” – La Elite – (A 180)
96. “Kompass Zur Sonne” – In Extremo – (Kompass Zur Sonne)
95. “Donkey Long” – The Glitter Tacos – (They’re Afraid Of The Tacos)
94. “Anthems” – Charli XCX – (How I’m Feeling Now)
93. “Memento Mori” – Lamb Of God – (Lamb Of God)
92. “The Valley” – Emma Ruth Rundle & Thou – (May Our Chambers Be Full)
91. “Blinding Lights” – The Weeknd – (After Hours)
90. “Visage Pale” – Benjamin Biolay – (Grand Prix)
89. “True Romantic” – Ziemba – (True Romantic)
88. “Head & Heart” – Joel Corry with MNEK
87. “A Hero’s Death” – Fontaines D.C. – (A Hero’s Death)
86. “The Coming Of The Strange Ones” – Shabaka And The Ancestors – (We Are Sent Here By History)
85. “Under The Table” – Fiona Apple – (Fetch The Bolt Cutters)
84. “Believe” – Sparta – (Trust The River)
83. “Loading” – Central Cee
82. “Vajrabhairava: The Great Wars of Quaternary Era Against Ego” – Neptunian Maximalism – (Eons)
81. “Exile” – Taylor Swift – (Folklore)
80. “I Wonder” – Shamir – (Shamir)
79. “Ooh La La” – Run The Jewels with Greg Nice and DJ Premier – (RTJ4)
78. “Gaslighter” – The Chicks – (Gaslighter)
77. “Hey, Bus Driver!” – Tami Neilson – (CHICKABOOM!)
76. “Caution” – The Killers – (Imploding The Mirage)
75. “White Fruit” – Crackups – (Greetings From Earth)
74. “Forgotten Days” – Pallbearer – (Forgotten Days)
73. “Neon Skyline” – Andy Shauf – (The Neon Skyline)
72. “How Long?” – Fantastic Negrito – (Have You Lost Your Mind Yet?)
71. “Hex Valeria” – Melt Citizen – (Dullard EP)

 

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