TOP 100 SONGS OF 2017 – #2 “Slip Away” by Perfume Genius

# 2
Perfume Genius
“Slip Away”
No Shape

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

“Slip Away” is the second song in the Top 10 by Perfume Genius and he is the only artist to pull the feat off this year.  Kudos, Perfume Genius!

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song.  If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

FabulousRocker Sexiness!  One of the best alternative rockers out there is Perfume Genius and his unique music is matched by his equally unique style.  He’s not a redhead swimsuit model, but he’s still sexy!

 

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TOP 100 SONGS OF 2017 – #3 “The Study On Falling” by Asaf Avidan

# 3
Asaf Avidan
“The Study On Falling”
The Study On Falling

 

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

The study of falling is known as ‘Fallology’ and is available as a major at El Paso Community College.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song.  If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

FunWithRopes Sexiness!  The cover of “The Study On Falling” single is just so beautifully done that we have to include it here.  The illustration of the beautiful redhead in kinbaku bondage defying gravity is stunning and deserves to be an iconic album cover.  On a side note, it looks like we have a beautiful redhead theme in this year’s list.

 

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TOP 100 SONGS OF 2017 – #4 “Desert” by Brand New

# 4
Brand New
“Desert”
Science Fiction

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

To help you distinguish between ‘desert’ and ‘dessert’, always remember that the ‘desert’ has ‘sand’ (one ‘s’) and that ‘dessert’ is ‘so sweet’ (two ‘s’).

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song.  If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

FieryRedheadInFieryDesert Sexiness!  ‘Desert Sexy’ on Google gives us this amazing image of Cintia Dicker in the desert from the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.  Any image search that turns up a picture of Cintia Dicker is a good search.  Good job, creepy Google algorithm.

 

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TOP 100 SONGS OF 2017 – #5 “The Return Of…” by Left Boy

# 5
Left Boy
“The Return Of …”

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

Left Boy was Austria’s top export for 2017.  The second top export for Austria was machinery and equipment according to Wikipedia.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song.  If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

WeirdAlEminem Sexiness!  If “Weird Al” Yankovik and Eminem used super genetic engineering technology and had a baby, it would probably be Left Boy – the ultimate in comedy rap sexiness.

 

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TOP 100 SONGS OF 2017 – #6 “Wreath” by Perfume Genius

# 6
Perfume Genius
“Wreath”
No Shape

 

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

If Perfume Genius were an actual perfume he would have the scent of lavender, cinnamon and vanilla with a hint of fine whiskey.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song.  If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

ExoticBra Sexiness!  ‘Wreath Sexy’ on Google Image Search gives us this random stock image from Shutterstock of a pretty topless blonde girl using a wreath as a bra.  Who knew wreaths were so versatile?

 

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TOP 100 SONGS OF 2017 – #7 “L’Esercito Del Selfie” by Takagi & Ketra with Lorenzo Fragola and Arisa

# 7
Takagi & Ketra with Lorenzo Fragola and Arisa
“L’Esercito Del Selfie”

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

‘Selfie’ is an Australian slang-term for taking a self portrait with a cell camera that took over the world with the rise of smart phones.  As a rule, all Australian slang terms end in –ie (barbie, sharkie, footie, kangarooie, koalaie, etc.)

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song.  If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

ItalianPixie Sexiness!  Here is Arisa from the video for “L’Esercito del Selfie” looking like an adorable Italian Pixie.  I just want to put her in my pocket and run off with her to magical Italian Pixie Land.

 

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TOP 100 SONGS OF 2017 – #8 “Turbo” by Cosmo

# 8
Cosmo
“Turbo”
Cosmotronic

 

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

Cosmo was one of the fairies on Fairly Odd Parents.  This Cosmo is not related to the magical cartoon character.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song.  If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

MilanFashion Sexiness!  Cosmo hails from northern Italy and thus has the Milan fashion vibe going on.  Milan is the fashion capital of the world and Cosmo will naturally look stylish in everything he does.

 

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TOP 100 SONGS OF 2017 – #9 “The Good Part” by AJR

# 9
AJR
“The Good Part”
The Click

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

The letters in AJR represent the first names of the Met brothers (Adam, Jack and Ryan) who make up the group.  Luckily, the brothers are not named Andrew, Sam and Sean.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song.  If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

FraternalHipster Sexiness!  Following the path pioneered by Weezer, and other bastions of ‘nerd rock’, AJR is rocking the preppy hipster look straight to the pages of GQ.

 

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TOP 100 SONGS OF 2017 – #10 “We Drift On” by Dan Black with Imogen Heap and Prequell

We have now reached the Top 10 portion of the Simple Minded Top 100 Songs of 2017 and, as always, the top 10 songs will be honored with our expert analysis. Our expert analysis is basically made-up trivia and sexy pictures thus making us slightly more legitimate than 90% of the people that talk about music on the internet.  Enjoy the rest of the countdown.
# 10
Dan Black with Imogen Heap and Prequell
“We Drift On”
Do Not Revenge

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

“We Drift On” was not inspired by the hit film The Fast And The Furious:  Tokyo Drift.  But if you sync up Dan Black’s album Do Not Revenge with the DVD of Tokyo Drift it makes as much sense as when drug addicts sync up Dark Side Of The Moon with The Wizard Of Oz.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song.  If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

MarioKartDrivingStyle Sexiness!  Typing in ‘We Drift On Sexy’ in Google gives us the screen grab from ‘Hot Sexy Girls Drift’ on YouTube.  So either hot, sexy girls are behind the wheel of drifting cars or they are prancing around as cars drift around them.  I hope it’s the former because speeding cars passing by hot, semi-naked girls sounds like a pedestrian fatality waiting to happen.

 

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TOP 100 SONGS OF 2017 – 40 to 11

 

We are back with the Simple Minded Top 100 Songs of 2017! You know the routine, same rules apply as previous lists.  Read the first post for the full low down.  Now let's unveil songs 40 to 11.

Top 100 Songs of 2017 – 40 to 11

[ Rank. “Song Title” – Artist – (Album Title) ]
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40. “American Teen” – Khalid – (American Teen)
39. “Seasons” – Polaroids – (Rumination)
38. “Columbo” – Wanda – (Niente)
37. “Cold” – Stormzy – (Gang Signs & Prayer)
36. “Til the City’s On Fire” – 311 – (Mosaic)
35. “Beltnoose (Friends and Lovers)” – Trost House – (Six Seasons And A Movie)
34. “Business”‘ – The Van Jets – (Future Primitives)
33. “Moonlight” – Grace VanderWaal – (Just The Beginning)
32. “Creature Comfort” – Arcade Fire – (Everything Now)
31. “Tranquil Inertia” – The Deep Shadows – (The Deep Shadows)
30. “Sleep Talk” – Memoria – (Lucid)
29. “Lasciarsi E Una Pazzia” – Wanda – (Niente)
28. “Jupiter” – Benjamin Clementine – (I Tell A Fly)
27. “Les Belles” – Isolde – (Cartes Postales)
26. “Benz Truck” – Lil Peep – (Come Over When You’re Sober, Pt. 1)
25. “0043” – Wanda – (Niente)
24. “Erased” – Gytrash
23. “El Paso” – Polaroids – (Rumination)
22. “Awful Things” – Lil Peep with Lil Tracy – (Come Over When You’re Sober, Pt. 1)
21. “Quando Ho Incontrato Te” – Cosmo – (Cosmotronic)
20. “Hard To Breathe” – Manifique
19. “Rolex” – Ayo & Teo
18. “The Last Letter” – The Deep Shadows – (The Deep Shadows)
17. “Weak” – AJR – (The Click)
16. “Young Dumb & Broke” – Khalid – (American Teen)
15. “It’s A Shame” – First Aid Kit – (Ruins)
14. “Éclair Éclair” – BB Brunes – (Puzzle)
13. “Brazil” – Declan McKenna – (What Do You Think About The Car?)
12. “Location” – Khalid – (American Teen)
11. “Major System Error” – Marmozets – (Knowing What You Know Now)

 

We’ve finally reached the top ten.  Check back soon for the rest of the top songs of 2017.