TOP 100 SONGS OF 2018
We are at the Top 10 portion of the Simple Minded Top Songs list and, as always, the Top 10 songs will be honored with our expert analysis. Our expert analysis is basically made-up trivia and sexy pictures thus making us slightly more legitimate than 90% of music blogs. Let’s keep the countdown going.
AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:
POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:
Although Tamino has Egyptian ancestry, he is not descended from Egyptian Gods. He just pretends to be an Egyptian God in his music videos and, quite possibly, when he’s just randomly walking down the street.
BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song. If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :
Egyptian God Sexiness! Here’s Tamino sleeping on a bed made of people. Tamino has no need for mattresses and can only sleep on crowds of adoring fans.
Support good music! Go buy this song now (at the store or digitally) or stream it on a legit source so the musicians make money! Mankind can’t live on bootlegging alone. Check back soon as we reveal the rest of the Top 100.