SIMPLE MINDED PRIMETIME TV VIEWING GUIDE 2018 – Tuesday

1 – The Gifted

Simple Minded Summary

Attractive mutants fight attractive humans and other attractive mutants in an attempt to create the most attractive mutant homeland imaginable.  Seriously, all the characters are attractive – not an ugly person in sight.  Thanks to its combination of sexiness and violence, this is one of the best shows on TV.  Did I mention that the amazing Skyler Samuels plays, not one, but THREE Stepford Cuckoos on this show?  That’s pretty much all you need to know.


Reasons To Watch (Pretty much  just pictures of the first thing that pops up on Google image search when you type in ‘sexy’)

1) Skyler Samuels – Triple-Cute-Girl Sexiness (I was just going to put up three pictures of Skyler Samuels and call it a day, but we take our analysis seriously.)

2) All The Women On The Gifted – Hot-Mutant Sexiness

3) All The Guys On The Gifted – Macho-Mutant Sexiness

2 – The Flash

Simple Minded Summary

Although Flash always preaches about respecting the timeline and the dangers of time travel, The Flash doesn’t really give a damn about the timeline and practically goes back in time every episode.  In fact, Flash probably should just call himself The Time Traveler seeing as to how he mainly uses his super speed to dick around with time.  And this season Nora, his grown-up daughter from the future, is in the current timeline because no one really cares about the timeline at all.  But heaven forbid anyone else tries to alter the past.  Only Flash can mess around with time.  Overall, The Flash is the third best superhero show out there – it needs a little more Legends and/or Skyler Samuels to move up a notch.

Reasons To Watch (Pretty much  just pictures of the first thing that pops up on Google image search when you type in ‘sexy’)

1) Danielle Panabaker – Sky-High Sexiness

2) Grant Gustin – Damn-The-Timeline Sexiness

3) Jessica Parker Kennedy – Black-Sails-Had-A-Lot-Of-Great-Rewind-Worthy-Scenes Sexiness

3 – Black Lightning

Simple Minded Summary

Black Lightning’s nemesis on the show is named Tobias Whale, and he’s an albino, and he has a mini-harpoon gun.  All we need is a crazy sailor character and the Moby Dick reference circle is complete.


Reasons To Watch (Pretty much  just pictures of the first thing that pops up on Google image search when you type in ‘sexy’)

1) Cress Williams – Electric-Zap Sexiness

2) Nafessa Williams – Thunder-Clap Sexiness

3) James Remar – Warriors Sexiness

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