We have now reached the Top 10 portion of the Simple Minded Top 100 Songs of 2017 and, as always, the top 10 songs will be honored with our expert analysis. Our expert analysis is basically made-up trivia and sexy pictures thus making us slightly more legitimate than 90% of the people that talk about music on the internet. Enjoy the rest of the countdown.
Dan Black with Imogen Heap and Prequell
“We Drift On”
Do Not Revenge
AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:
POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:
“We Drift On” was not inspired by the hit film The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift. But if you sync up Dan Black’s album Do Not Revenge with the DVD of Tokyo Drift it makes as much sense as when drug addicts sync up Dark Side Of The Moon with The Wizard Of Oz.
BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song. If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :
MarioKartDrivingStyle Sexiness! Typing in ‘We Drift On Sexy’ in Google gives us the screen grab from ‘Hot Sexy Girls Drift’ on YouTube. So either hot, sexy girls are behind the wheel of drifting cars or they are prancing around as cars drift around them. I hope it’s the former because speeding cars passing by hot, semi-naked girls sounds like a pedestrian fatality waiting to happen.
Support good music! Go buy these songs now (at the store or digitally) or stream them on a legit source so the musicians make money! Mankind can’t live on bootlegging alone. Check back soon as we reveal the rest of the Top 100.