Month: April 2022

# 1
Maximo Park
“Partly Of My Making”

Nature Always Wins

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

Partly making something leads to an incomplete product. This is not a very good business strategy.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song. If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

Sleek-Indie Sexiness! Here is a pic of the guys from Maximo Park looking like the sleek, sexy, indie British machine that they were born to be.

And thus, we reach the end of Simple Minded Entertainment’s Top 100 Songs Of 2021. Before we leave, don’t forget to support good music! Go buy these songs now (at the store or digitally) or stream them on a legit source so the musicians make money!

 

 

# 2
James
“Zero”

All The Colours Of You

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

Zero is the name of one of the main characters from the Mega Man video games. This song is probably not about Mega Man.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song. If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

Super-Soccer Sexiness! In looking for sexy pictures of James, Google gave me sexy pictures of Colombian football star James Rodriguez instead. To the best of my knowledge, sexy soccer James Rodriguez is in no way affiliated with the James outfit that created “Zero”.

Support good music! Go buy this song now! Check back soon as we reveal the rest of the Top 100.

 

# 3
Aaron Lee Tasjan
“Up All Night”

Tasjan, Tasjan, Tasjan

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

Staying up all night is fun, but if you do it to many nights in a row it could lead to health issues. A good night’s rest is key to a healthy life.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song. If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

OG-Up-All-Night Sexiness! USA Up All Night was a late night show on the USA cable network hosted by Rhonda Shear that showcased classic (boobtastic and slashtastic) movies. God, I miss good television.

Support good music! Go buy this song! Check back soon as we reveal the rest of the Top 100.

 

# 4
Pepe Deluxe
“Big Fat Woodpecker”

Phantom Cabinet Vol. 1

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

Obesity in woodpeckers is the leading cause of woodpecker diabetes.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song. If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

Woody-Woodpecker Sexiness! “Big Fat Woodpecker Sexy” in the search gives us this screen-grab of Gorgeous Gal seducing Woody Woodpecker from an old cartoon. Woody Woodpecker is a stud.

Support good music! Go buy this song now! Check back soon as we reveal the rest of the Top 100.

 

# 5
Ashnikko
“Toxic”

Demidevil

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

The Toxic Avenger looked very ugly on the outside but was beautiful on the inside.  You should never judge a book by its cover.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song. If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

Tentacle-Hentai Sexiness! Here is a picture from a photoshoot that Ashnikko did that appears to be an homage to Japanese tentacle porn. The fact that I knew what this was referencing without having to look it up speaks volumes about how awesome Ashnikko and I are.

Support good music! Go buy this song! Check back soon as we reveal the rest of the Top 100.

 

 

# 6
Marina
“Purge The Poison”

Ancient Dreams In A Modern Land

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

Sometimes you have to suck the poison out of a wound to purge the poison. There are some places that should only be purged of poison by someone you love.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song. If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

I’m-Diamonds Sexiness! This is the first image that pops up when looking for the sexiest Marina image on Google. Can’t argue with billion dollar algorithms. I agree.

Support good music! Go buy this song! Check back soon as we reveal the rest of the Top 100.

 

# 7
Petey
“Apple TV Remote”

Lean Into Life

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

The Apple TV Remote is just one of the many overpriced products that Apple pushes on zombie consumers that devour everything with a fruit logo.  Equivalent – and often times better – products can be purchased from other companies without fruit stickers. (RECEIVES LARGE ADVERTISING CHECK) In closing, Apple is the best company in the world and makes the best products that are fairly priced. Buy Apple stock now!

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song. If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

Novelty-Sex-Humor Sexiness! “Apple TV Remote Sexy” leads to a top secret picture of the latest remote idea from Apple for single, lonely NEETS. What will the innovative minds at Apple think of next?

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# 8
Joy Crookes
“Trouble”

Skin

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

Acne is a form of skin trouble that is largely found in adolescents.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song. If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

Sexy Sexiness! Joy Crookes is a beautiful woman. I’m just going to post this picture with minimal commentary. Enjoy.

Support good music! Go buy this song now! Check back soon as we reveal the rest of the Top 100.

 

# 9
CHVRCHES
“Violent Delights”

Screen Violence

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

The ‘V’ in CHVRCHES is not a stylized ‘U’ and the name of the band is actually pronounced ‘Ch-Ver-Ches’.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song. If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

Schlock-Movie-Sexiness! “Violent Delights Sexy” in the search gives us the cover for the beyond B movie “Beber De Tu Sangre” which was translated into “Violent Delights” for the English-speaking market of people that have no taste whatsoever in movies. I guess the title “Drink Your Blood” was not schlocky enough.

Support good music! Go buy this song now! Check back soon as we reveal the rest of the Top 100.

We’ve reached the Top 10 portion of the Simple Minded Top Songs list and, as in other years, the Top 10 songs will be honored with our expert analysis – i.e. sexy pictures and pointless commentary.

# 10
Torres
“Thirstier”

Thirstier

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

Drinking water is the best and healthiest way to avoid being thirsty. Some people use Gatorade and other sports drinks – and those are fine as long as they are used with moderation due to their sugar content.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song. If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

Indie-Rock-Cartoon-Sexiness! Google image search give us this cool fan art of a cartoon version of Torres from the cover of the album by Twitter user Jer_Torres_ (no relation, I think).

Support good music! Go buy this song now (at the store or digitally) or stream it on a legit source so the musicians make money! Mankind can’t live on bootlegging alone. Check back soon as we reveal the rest of the Top 100.