Category: Music

# 1
IDLES
“War”

Ultra Mono

 

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“War” by Idles ranks right up there with other classics in the Pantheon of “War In Title” songs. Some of the other songs in this hall of fame include “War” by Edwin Starr, “War Pigs” by Black Sabbath and “Star Wars (Main Title)” by John Williams.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song. If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

Punk-Rock-Mustache Sexiness! Here’s Idles looking sexy with the majority of its members sporting a mustache. They look happy and there is no better way to finish this year’s top 100 list.

 

La commedia e finita! We have come to the end of Simple Minded Entertainment’s Top 100 Songs Of 2020. And once more, don’t forget to support good music! Go buy these songs now (at the store or digitally) or stream them on a legit source so the musicians make money! See you next year, kids.

 

# 2
Gerry Cinnamon
“Canter”

The Bonny

 

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According to the dictionary, to canter is to ride a horse at a speed between a trot and a gallop. The internet also says canter is Scottish slang for making music with the mouth when no musical instruments are available. I’m going to assume this song is about riding a horse at a nice little pace.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song. If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

Equestrian-Hollywood-Superstar Sexiness! In keeping with the equestrian theme of “Canter”, here’s a picture of the sexiest horse to ever live … Mr. Ed! Not only was he handsome; but he was rich, he was famous, he could talk and he was quite intelligent as evidenced by his stylish eyeglasses. Now that’s a horse that lived life at a canter.

 

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# 3
The Killers
“My Own Soul’s Warning”

Imploding The Mirage

 

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‘Imploding The Mirage’ might be a literal reference to tearing down the Las Vegas casino or it might be a reference to tearing down the mirages in your life to attain clarity. It works on so many levels!

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song. If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

Outlaw-Gambling-Cowboy-Rocker Sexiness! Here’s The Killers dressed up as sexy cowboys on the prowl for sexy cowboy action.  The Killers’ cowboy sexiness has been mentioned before, but it’s so sexy it has to be repeated.  It’s cowboytastic!

 

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# 4
Perfume Genius
“On The Floor”

Set My Heart On Fire Immediately

 

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“On The Floor” is not Perfume Genius’ cover of Coolio’s “1, 2, 3, 4 (Sumpin’ New)”. That cover will come in a future album.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song. If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

Big-Hammer-Rugged-Modern-Dance Sexiness! If you like rugged men getting dirty and doing modern dance then you will love Perfume Genius new album and accompanying videos and promo material. And who doesn’t like rugged men getting dirty and doing modern dances?

 

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# 5
Holly Humberstone
“Overkill”

Falling Asleep At The Wheel

 

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Holly Humberstone has the most delightful name in English music since Engelbert Humperdinck. But it’s not as delightful as Engelbert Humperdinck, nothing will ever match that.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song. If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

Humble-And-Focused-Singer-Songwriter Sexiness! Holly Humberstone is unique among current young musicians in that she isn’t a fake, plastic, corporate tool that focuses more on posting half nude pics on Instagram than on creating great music. And she could easily get by on posting half nude social media posts alone if she wanted to. So she’s sort of like the anti-Lizzo in every way imaginable. God bless Holly Humberstone.

 

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# 6
Fantastic Negrito with Tarriona “Tank” Ball

“I’m So Happy I Cry”

Have You Lost Your Mind Yet?

 

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Tears can come out when you are sad AND happy. Now you know that your tear ducts are bi-polar.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song. If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

Funk-Master Sexiness! Fantastic Negrito has been a mainstay of the Bay area music scene for years and his music combines funk, rock, hip hop and all other genres into a unique style all his own.

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# 7
HMLTD
“Satan, Luella And I”

West Of Eden

 

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HMLTD was originally known as Happy Meal LTD but McDonald’s isn’t a big fan of avant-garde alternative punk rock and nobody likes lawsuits. We are still hopeful, however, that there will one day be HMLTD Happy Meal toys.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song. If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

Gender-Bending Sexiness! Here is HMLTD challenging the norms of masculinity with an androgynous style reminiscent of pop and rock from the ‘70s and ‘80s. Not since Futurama’s Bender became “The Gender Bender” have I been this excited about cross-dressing.

 

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# 8
Sad13
“WTD?”

Haunted Painting

 

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Haunted paintings are urban legends involving creepy works of art that inflict terrible curses on their owners and generate millions of views for all those random paranormal YouTube channels that repeat the same 3 stories over and over again.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song. If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

Ultra-Intelligent Sexiness! In addition to being a cute and talented musician, Sadie Dupuis (also known as Sad13) is a stunningly intelligent woman who holds multiple degrees and attended MIT and Barnard. Is there anything she can’t do?

 

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# 9
Neptunian Maximalism
“Daiitoku-Myoo No Odaiko”

Eons

 

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Neptunian Maximalism is cool, but if you REALLY love maximalism you need Jupiterian Maximalism. It’s more massive and a bit more gassy.

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song. If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

Cute-Old-School-Anime-Sexiness! Here is Sailor Neptune, one of the most underrated of the Sailor Moon girls. In the series she is Sailor Uranus’ girlfriend – so just keep that in mind when you look up any Sailor Neptune doujin or fan fiction. Let just say it leans a bit to the hentai realm.

 

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