Category: Music

TOP 100 SONGS OF 2018

# 1

The 1975

“Love It If We Made It”

A Brief Inquiry Into Online Relationships

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

All the members of The 1975 were born after the year 1975.

 

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song.  If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

Silky Pajama Pant Sexiness!  ‘Love It If We Made It Sexy’ gives us a male model wearing sexy silky pajama pants that are guaranteed to excite the ladies.  And with that, the 2018 Top 100 Songs list is complete  There is no better way to end it than with silky pajama pants.

 

This is the end of Simple Minded Entertainment’s Top 100 Songs Of 2018.  Hope it was as good for you guys as it was for us.  A final reminder, don’t forget to support good music!  Go buy these songs now (at the store or digitally) or stream them on a legit source so the musicians make money!  The Simple Minded Top 100 Songs jamboree will return in 2020.

 

TOP 100 SONGS OF 2018

# 2

Benny Blanco with Halsey and Khalid

“Eastside”

Friends Keep Secrets

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

Khalid hails from the Eastside of El Paso, but they probably wrote this song about another Eastside.  A less swanky Eastside with less strip mall bars and breastaurant bars and bars in general.

 

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song.  If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

Eastside Sexiness!  Dreams Cabaret is a strip club on El Paso’s Eastside.  Here’s a picture from Dream’s instagram for your viewing pleasure!

 

Support good music!  Go buy this song now (at the store or digitally) or stream it on a legit source so the musicians make money!  Mankind can’t live on bootlegging alone.  Check back soon as we reveal the rest of the Top 100.

 

TOP 100 SONGS OF 2018

# 3

Ellie Goulding with Diplo and Swae Lee

“Close To Me”

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

Diplo is involved in roughly 90% of the songs on our top 100 list.  Nothing can stop Diplo.  One day Diplo will conquer the world.

 

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song.  If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

Furry Coat Sexiness!  Here’s Ellie Goulding looking cute while wearing a furry coat with nothing underneath.  Apparently wearing furry coats with no clothes underneath is a thing now and I approve of this trend.

 

Support good music!  Go buy this song now (at the store or digitally) or stream it on a legit source so the musicians make money!  Mankind can’t live on bootlegging alone.  Check back soon as we reveal the rest of the Top 100.

 

TOP 100 SONGS OF 2018

# 4

5 Seconds Of Summer

“Youngblood”

Youngblood

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

Youngblood was a comic book series released by Image Comics in 1992 as part of the great comic book explosion of the early 1990s that eventually ended when the market crashed spectacularly.  The song “Youngblood” is probably not inspired in any way by the X-Menesque  team.

 

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song.  If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

 

Boy Band Rocker Sexiness!  More like 5 Seconds of Sexxxxxxxy, amiright?  Here’s 5 Seconds Of Summer showing us why all the young girls love them.

 

Support good music!  Go buy this song now (at the store or digitally) or stream it on a legit source so the musicians make money!  Mankind can’t live on bootlegging alone.  Check back soon as we reveal the rest of the Top 100.

 

TOP 100 SONGS OF 2018

# 5

LSD [Labrinth, Sia & Diplo]

“Thunderclouds”

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

To come up with the concept for the “Thunderclouds” music video; Labrinth, Sia and Diplo just did a bunch of drugs and watched a Dragonball marathon.

 

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song.  If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

Sofa Fur Coat Sexiness!  For some reason, ‘Thunderclouds Nude’ produces this image of a cute model wearing nothing but an over-sized fur coat that looks like a giant sofa.  Sure, why not?

 

Support good music!  Go buy this song now (at the store or digitally) or stream it on a legit source so the musicians make money!  Mankind can’t live on bootlegging alone.  Check back soon as we reveal the rest of the Top 100.

 

TOP 100 SONGS OF 2018

# 6

Gerry Cinnamon

“Belter”

Erratic Cinematic

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

Cinnamaldehyde is the organic compound found in cinnamon that gives it its signature aroma, taste and cinnamony goodness.

 

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song.  If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

 

Random Cassette Cover Sexiness!  ‘Belter Sexy’ on Google Image Search turns up this poor quality photo of the erotic cassette cover for Rosa Morena’s Ardiente album.  I have no idea what this has to do with the word ‘belter’ but I’ll take it.

 

Support good music!  Go buy this song now (at the store or digitally) or stream it on a legit source so the musicians make money!  Mankind can’t live on bootlegging alone.  Check back soon as we reveal the rest of the Top 100.

 

TOP 100 SONGS OF 2018

# 7

Bebe Rexha

“I’m A Mess”

Expectations

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

Although Bebe Rexha claims to be a mess, the world champion of being a mess is Lindsay Lohan.  That is an honor that Ms. Lohan has had for over a decade.

 

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song.  If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

Big Booty Sexiness!  Typing ‘Bebe Rexha Sexy’ into Google Image Search gives us lots and lots of pictures of Bebe Rexha showing off her butt.  So here is a picture of Bebe Rexha showing off her butt.  She is really proud of her cute butt and so am I.

 

Support good music!  Go buy this song now (at the store or digitally) or stream it on a legit source so the musicians make money!  Mankind can’t live on bootlegging alone.  Check back soon as we reveal the rest of the Top 100.

 

TOP 100 SONGS OF 2018

# 8

Valley Of Ruin

“Eden”

Valley Of Ruin

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

Eden was a garden but not a valley.  Though technically a garden can be found inside a valley.

 

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song.  If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

I Dream Of Jeannie Sexiness!  “Eden Sexy” in Google Image Search gives us this picture of Barbara Eden looking very sexy and reminding me why I occasionally dream of Jeannie.

 

Support good music!  Go buy this song now (at the store or digitally) or stream it on a legit source so the musicians make money!  Mankind can’t live on bootlegging alone.  Check back soon as we reveal the rest of the Top 100.

 

TOP 100 SONGS OF 2018

# 9

Father John Misty

“Mr. Tillman”

God’s Favorite Customer

 

AWESOMETASTIC AUDIO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT’S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

Father John Misty’s real name is Josh Tillman.  Though the Mr. Tillman referenced in the song is not himself but Tillman the skateboarding English bulldog.

 

BONUS SEXY PIC (A sexy pic of the artist or a sexy pic that’s loosely inspired by the song.  If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus “sexy” and/or “nude” into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

Not Rob Zombie Sexiness!  Much like scientists predicted, Father John Misty and Rob Zombie are slowly becoming the same person and will one day unite as one single entity as seen in the documentary Dragonball Z.

 

Support good music!  Go buy this song now (at the store or digitally) or stream it on a legit source so the musicians make money!  Mankind can’t live on bootlegging alone.  Check back soon as we reveal the rest of the Top 100.